Chinese President Hu Jintao came victoriously out of the White House with a gloomy looking President Barrack Obama behind him. While they stood on the White House lawn, a chinese soldier planted the flag of the China into the ground as Hu saluted.
Hu after that made a brief pronouncement. It was translated into English to the masses:
“It was only a matter of time, but after many years of patiently waiting for the right moment, we have, in effect, foreclosed on the United States. Using weapons against the American people such as Wal-Mart, where we steadily drained the wealth of your country by filling the store shelves with cheap trinkets made by our slave labor, and by constantly buying your debt to pay for your military adventurism and empire building; we have effectively bought out your country; lock, stock and barrel.”
After that, they made their way to the West Wing, which has an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet, with the finest chinese cuisine.
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